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Two and a Half Men
Serial opowiada historię Alana Harpera, mężczyzny po rozstaniu, który w poszukiwaniu nowego miejsca do życia zamieszkuje z bratem, Charlie'm. Alan wprowadza się z dziesięcioletnim synem, co radykalnie zmienia życie beztroskiego i niezobowiązującego Charliego. Widzowie obserwują ich codzienne zmagania, relacje i próby odnalezienia się w nowej sytuacji rodzinnej, pełne humoru i wzruszeń. Serial pokazuje dynamikę relacji braterskich, problemy rodzicielstwa i wyzwania związane z dorosłym życiem.
22 min
2003
7.5
275 tys.
Odcinki: 262
Sezon 1
s01e01 Pilot
22.09.2003
s01e02 Big Flappy Bastards
29.09.2003
s01e09 Phase One, Complete
17.11.2003
s01e10 Merry Thanksgiving
24.11.2003
s01e12 Camel Filters and Pheromones
05.01.2004
s01e13 Sarah Like Puny Alan
12.01.2004
s01e14 I Can't Afford Hyenas
02.02.2004
s01e15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
09.02.2004
s01e16 That Was Saliva, Alan
16.02.2004
s01e18 An Old Flame with a New Wick
01.03.2004
s01e21 No Sniffing, No Wowing
03.05.2004
s01e22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
10.05.2004
s01e23 Just Like Buffalo
17.05.2004
s01e24 Can You Feel My Finger
24.05.2004
Sezon 2
s02e01 Back Off Mary Poppins
20.09.2004
s02e02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
27.09.2004
s02e03 A Bag Full of Jawea
04.10.2004
s02e04 Go Get Mommy's Bra
11.10.2004
s02e05 Bad News from the Clinic
18.10.2004
s02e09 Yes, Monsignor
22.11.2004
s02e10 The Salmon Under My Sweater
29.11.2004
s02e11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
13.12.2004
s02e12 A Lung Full of Alan
03.01.2005
s02e13 Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
17.01.2005
s02e15 Smell the Umbrella Stand
07.02.2005
s02e17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
21.02.2005
s02e18 It Was Mame, Mom
07.03.2005
s02e20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
18.04.2005
s02e21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
02.05.2005
s02e22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
09.05.2005
s02e23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
16.05.2005
s02e24 Does This Smell Funny to You
23.05.2005
Sezon 3
s03e03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
03.10.2005
s03e05 We Called It Mr. Pinky
17.10.2005
s03e06 Hi, Mr. Horned One
24.10.2005
s03e07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
07.11.2005
s03e08 That Voodoo That I Do Do
14.11.2005
s03e09 Madame and Her Special Friend
21.11.2005
s03e10 Something Salted and Twisted
28.11.2005
s03e11 Santa's Village of the Damned
19.12.2005
s03e12 That Special Tug
09.01.2006
s03e13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
23.01.2006
s03e14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
06.02.2006
s03e15 My Tongue Is Meat
27.02.2006
s03e16 Ergo, the Booty Call
06.03.2006
s03e17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
13.03.2006
s03e18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
20.03.2006
s03e19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
10.04.2006
s03e21 And the Plot Moistens
01.05.2006
s03e22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie
08.05.2006
s03e23 Arguments for the Quickie
15.05.2006
s03e24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
22.05.2006
Sezon 4
s04e01 Working for Caligula
18.09.2006
s04e02 Who's Vod Kanockers
25.09.2006
s04e03 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
02.10.2006
s04e04 A Pot Smoking Monkey
09.10.2006
s04e05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
16.10.2006
s04e06 Apologies for the Frivolity
23.10.2006
s04e08 Release the Dogs
13.11.2006
s04e09 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
20.11.2006
s04e10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
27.11.2006
s04e11 Walnuts and Demerol
11.12.2006
s04e12 Castrating Sheep in Montana
08.01.2007
s04e13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer
22.01.2007
s04e14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
05.02.2007
s04e15 My Damn Stalker
12.02.2007
s04e16 Young People Have Phlegm Too
19.02.2007
s04e17 I Merely Slept with a Commie
26.02.2007
s04e18 It Never Rains in Hooterville
19.03.2007
s04e19 Smooth as a Ken Doll
09.04.2007
s04e20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
16.04.2007
s04e21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
23.04.2007
s04e22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
30.04.2007
s04e24 Prostitutes and Gelato
14.05.2007
Sezon 5
s05e01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
24.09.2007
s05e02 Media Room Slash Dungeon
01.10.2007
s05e03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
08.10.2007
s05e04 City of Great Racks
15.10.2007
s05e05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
22.10.2007
s05e06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
29.10.2007
s05e08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
12.11.2007
s05e09 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
19.11.2007
s05e10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
26.11.2007
s05e11 Meander to Your Dander
17.03.2008
s05e13 The Soil is Moist
31.03.2008
s05e14 Winky-Dink Time
14.04.2008
s05e15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
21.04.2008
s05e16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
28.04.2008
s05e17 Fish in a Drawer
05.05.2008
s05e18 If My Hole Could Talk
12.05.2008
s05e19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
19.05.2008
Sezon 6
s06e01 Taterhead Is Our Love Child
22.09.2008
s06e02 Pie Hole, Herb
29.09.2008
s06e03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
06.10.2008
s06e04 The Flavin' and the Mavin'
13.10.2008
s06e05 A Jock Strap in Hell
20.10.2008
s06e06 It's Always Nazi Week
03.11.2008
s06e07 Best H.O. Money Can Buy
10.11.2008
s06e08 Pinocchio's Mouth
17.11.2008
s06e09 The Mooch at the Boo
24.11.2008
s06e11 The Devil's Lube
15.12.2008
s06e12 Thank God for Scoliosis
12.01.2009
s06e13 I Think You Offended Don
19.01.2009
s06e15 I'd Like to Start with the Cat
09.02.2009
s06e16 She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
02.03.2009
s06e17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
09.03.2009
s06e18 My Son's Enormous Head
16.03.2009
s06e19 The Two Finger Rule
30.03.2009
s06e20 Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
13.04.2009
s06e21 Above Exalted Cyclops
27.04.2009
s06e22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
04.05.2009
s06e23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
11.05.2009
s06e24 Baseball Was Better with Steroids
18.05.2009
Sezon 7
s07e01 818-jklpuzo
21.09.2009
s07e02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
28.09.2009
s07e03 Mmm, Fish. Yum.
05.10.2009
s07e05 For the Sake of the Child
19.10.2009
s07e06 Give Me Your Thumb
02.11.2009
s07e07 Untainted by Filth
09.11.2009
s07e08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
16.11.2009
s07e09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
23.11.2009
s07e11 Warning, It's Dirty
14.12.2009
s07e12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
11.01.2010
s07e13 Yay, No Polyps
18.01.2010
s07e14 Crude and Uncalled For
01.02.2010
s07e15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
08.02.2010
s07e16 Tinkle Like a Princess
01.03.2010
s07e17 I Found Your Moustache
08.03.2010
s07e18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
22.03.2010
s07e20 I Called Him Magoo
10.05.2010
s07e21 Gumby with a Pokey
17.05.2010
s07e22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
24.05.2010
Sezon 8
s08e01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
20.09.2010
s08e02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
27.09.2010
s08e03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus
04.10.2010
s08e04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
11.10.2010
s08e05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
18.10.2010
s08e06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger
25.10.2010
s08e07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette
01.11.2010
s08e08 Springtime on a Stick
08.11.2010
s08e09 A Good Time in Central Africa
15.11.2010
s08e10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
22.11.2010
s08e11 Dead from the Waist Down
06.12.2010
s08e13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
01.01.2011
s08e14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs
01.01.2011
s08e16 That Darn Priest
14.02.2011
Sezon 9
s09e01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
19.09.2011
s09e02 People Who Love Peepholes
26.09.2011
s09e03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
03.10.2011
s09e04 Nine Magic Fingers
10.10.2011
s09e05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
17.10.2011
s09e06 The Squat and the Hover
24.10.2011
s09e07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
31.10.2011
s09e08 Thank You for the Intercourse
07.11.2011
s09e09 Frodo's Headshots
14.11.2011
s09e10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
21.11.2011
s09e11 What a Lovely Landing Strip
05.12.2011
s09e12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
12.12.2011
s09e13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
02.01.2012
s09e14 A Possum on Chemo
16.01.2012
s09e15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
06.02.2012
s09e16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
13.02.2012
s09e17 Not in My Mouth!
20.02.2012
s09e18 The War Against Gingivitis
27.02.2012
s09e19 Palmdale, Ech
19.03.2012
s09e20 Grandma's Pie
09.04.2012
s09e21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
16.04.2012
s09e22 Why We Gave Up Women
30.04.2012
s09e23 The Straw in My Donut Hole
07.05.2012
s09e24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
14.05.2012
Sezon 10
s10e01 I Changed My Mind About the Milk
27.09.2012
s10e02 A Big Bag of Dog
04.10.2012
s10e03 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
11.10.2012
s10e06 Ferrets, Attack!
01.11.2012
s10e07 Avoid the Chinese Mustard
08.11.2012
s10e08 Something My Gynecologist Said
15.11.2012
s10e09 I Scream When I Pee
29.11.2012
s10e10 One Nut Johnson
06.12.2012
s10e11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole
13.12.2012
s10e12 Welcome to Alancrest
03.01.2013
s10e13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line
10.01.2013
s10e14 Run, Steven Staven! Run!
31.01.2013
s10e15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
07.02.2013
s10e16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
14.02.2013
s10e18 The 9:04 from Pemberton
07.03.2013
s10e20 Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
04.04.2013
s10e21 Another Night with Neil Diamond
25.04.2013
s10e22 My Bodacious Vidalia
02.05.2013
s10e23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
09.05.2013
Sezon 11
s11e01 Nangnangnangnang
26.09.2013
s11e02 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
03.10.2013
s11e03 This Unblessed Biscuit
10.10.2013
s11e04 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
17.10.2013
s11e07 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
14.11.2013
s11e08 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
21.11.2013
s11e09 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
05.12.2013
s11e11 Tazed in the Lady Nuts
02.01.2014
s11e12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
09.01.2014
s11e13 Bite Me, Supreme Court
30.01.2014
s11e14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
06.02.2014
s11e16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
06.03.2014
s11e17 Welcome Home, Jake
13.03.2014
s11e18 West Side Story
03.04.2014
s11e19 Lan mao shi zai wuding shang
10.04.2014
s11e20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
24.04.2014
s11e21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
01.05.2014
s11e22 Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
08.05.2014
Sezon 12
s12e01 The Ol' Mexican Spinach
30.10.2014
s12e02 A Chic Bar in Ibiza
06.11.2014
s12e03 Glamping in a Yurt
13.11.2014
s12e05 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
27.11.2014
s12e06 Alan Shot a Little Girl
04.12.2014
s12e07 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
11.12.2014
s12e08 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
18.12.2014
s12e09 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
08.01.2015
s12e10 Here I Come, Pants!
15.01.2015
s12e11 For Whom the Booty Calls
22.01.2015
s12e12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
29.01.2015
s12e13 Boompa Loved His Hookers
05.02.2015
s12e14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
12.02.2015
s12e15 Of Course He's Dead: Part 1
19.02.2015
s12e16 Of Course He's Dead: Part 2
19.02.2015